Who is your celebrity crush?

If you could only pick one. Bonus points if they are living.

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Eva Green


Hayley Williams circa now

Was not into her emo phase. Not sure if it’s a crush or I just like her music, which is mostly about depression and struggle to an uptempo beat nowadays. If it’s a crush, it’s a shallow crush and the fact that she is blond and skinny is not so unique

Natalie Portman


I can’t say I have a current celebrity crush, however when I was in high school, mid-90’s, I had a huge crush on Helen Hunt. I used to have this exact photo of her that I carried around in my binder. However my crush was more her character from her show, “Mad About You”, rather than her. Married to a geeky documentary filmmaker, no kids (for the first few seasons anyways), a dog, an apartment, and just a young couple in love. This is what I wanted in my life, a life like that. Eventually I realized that my fantasy was just a fantasy, and women like that don’t really exist.

I try not to crush on anyone these days. What’s the point?



Wow. I don’t even follow pop culture anymore. I guess there were celebs I thought were attractive and some I’d jerk off to, but I don’t really like to think like that anymore. I rarely look at porn anymore because I hate how much sexual power women have. It’s just depressing.

In college I had a poster of Sarah Michelle Gellar from the movie Cruel Intentions (she’s mostly known for being on Buffy the Vampire Slayer).

This is a still from the movie:

My GF in college looked like her in that movie if she had gained 30 lbs (this was before THICC women were popular, but I still think I got lucky despite her being overweight). I looked her up on Fakebook. She’s hit the wall, but she didn’t look like she was wearing makeup or had a good camera angle.

I doubt she’d date me as I pulled some real bad mental-cel crap trying to get back together with her in my mid 20s. Plus, my looks have faded a lot more than hers. And I wouldn’t date her now anyways because I’m trans and I’m pretty sure she’s not bisexual.

Kaley Cuoco

Actually now that you mention it I probably will get her 2020 calendar

Gal Gadot


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At first I’d say none.

Although, I guess there was one at some point, Maisie Williams.


None. Celebrity crushes are the most weak and utterly ■■■■■■ thing you could ever have. Its okay to admire great actors though.

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If I’m already an incel then why should I care if I’m also a ■■■■?


Cucks seek to oppress incels.

tbh, I think the definition of one contradicts the other.
as a “■■■■” is usually married, and while that doesn’t mean he can’t be celibate, it does at least mean he isn’t living alone.

We arent using dictionary definitions here, i think he means ■■■■ as an idea not an actual literal ■■■■.

Yes, you’re right. And watching porn can also be considered “■■■■-y” because you’re basically getting a boner while you watch the woman of your dreams being fucked by a chad.

yes thats tru

What if it’s solo porn? Or POV porn?

Either way, I’m not convinced that frequent porn usage increases degenerate behavior/preferences. It’s unhealthy probably, but not (much) more than too much video games or TV consumption.