This is a humor thread for shits and giggles.
Finish this sentence, “You might be an incel if…”
I’ll start a few here.
You might be an incel if you join an online dating forum for the blind and seeing impaired where you still can’t get any females [even the blind] to date you.
You might be an incel if you join public AA meetings hoping to score with alcoholic women or females taking them out to bars and you still can’t get laid or have any of them interested in you.
You might be an incel if you thought about dating handicapped or paraplegic women and even females that are wheel chair bound are not interested in dating you.
You might be an incel if you attend funerals in the hope of getting laid with grieving women or females and afterwards you find none of them are interested in you.
You might be an incel if you join mail order brides dating websites where even women in third world nations or countries state you’re too poor to date.
You might be an incel if you go up to a three hundred pound woman enticing her with an all you can eat buffet for a date and she still doesn’t want to date you.
You might be an incel if you entice a heroin addict female with drugs and she still chooses the drugs over you.
You might be an incel if you lower your standards the most you can trying to settle with an ugly cross eyed woman in physical appearances and even she doesn’t want to date you.
You might be an incel if you go to your local city wondering if any of the local homeless women would be interested in you only to find out they’re not where you fail their expectations completely in rejection.
You might be an incel if you start a prison pen pal letter system with murderous female inmates hoping that they’ll date you upon their release from prison ten years later and it turns out they’re not interested in dating you either.
[Yes, I’ve tried all these above examples myself out of desperation, I admit it.]