Humor: New porn that is trending right now

Wish that I was kidding but I’m not, people are now jerking off to this stuff.

@Restart80
@maidana

That’s a new kind of bondage. Seems… promising.

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“Hey baby, I got the cure, it’s a completely oral injection and it can be taken vaginally as well…”

“How good are you sucking a golf ball through a water hose?”

@Restart80.
@maidana

Fucking hell what’s next?

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It’s the apocalypse, the entire world on the verge of collapse, and social government is in complete disarray where in the back of our primordial instinctual minds all we can think about is fucking each other as we lay around dying gasping for air.

Eros and Thanatos, love and death, or sex as a way of nullifying thoughts of dying.

@Highschoolneverdies

A female friend of mine moved to China recently and posted a selfie wearing one of those medical face masks. In all honesty she was kinda hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I guess people don’t go to hospitals or health care centres much? …

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I find it sexy only when it’s combined with regular clothes.

Yeah…

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That’s hot!

@Love

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I don’t get this fetish.

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I wasn’t talking about your mask sweetie…

@Love

A deadly virus is more fuckable to normies than us now. How do we ■■■■?

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That’s pretty hot man.^^^

Under a week ago, I halved my rate of masturbation in an attempt to combat brain fog.

Not sure how long that will be sustained.

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Probably not long. I foresee a lock down coming. I’m going to say likely this week.

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Rumors circulating around that the United States will be on lockdown nationwide between one to two days, some are even saying by tomorrow morning.