Coronavirus enters Brazil

@maidana

Hopes and prayers buddy…

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Thanks, friend. I’m coughing a lot, perhaps my life is close to its end.

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puts on a maskquarantines @maidana

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I’m sending you my positive magical energies and vibes as we speak man.

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Well, that’s one way to eliminate inceldom.

There’s your… well, silver lining.

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Still alive!

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If I feel I’m dying I’m gonna stream my death on twitch.tv. Don’t worry I’ll post the link here for you!

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Hope you feel better soon!

Thanks bro, also when you’re dying live stream on the internet describe your symptoms and how you think you’ve acquired the virus so us survivors can formulate an idea of not catching it ourselves. Thanks in advance based Brazilian bro.

@maidana

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A infected person was found very near where I live. I’m scared now…

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Alright I’ll do that. But I’ll also be naked, so it may be hard to watch.

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Lmao why are you going to be naked?

Oh no bro, are you an alcoholic?

Because I’d have nothing to lose.

No. Not yet.

Well maybe you have a strong enough immune system to fight it off

How does that transpire into being naked ? Lol

Just don’t jerk or beat off on the live stream drunk man, remember, if you die on the live stream that will be how everybody will remember you forever. Go out with some dignity my man.

Now would be a good time to barricade your house and take a four week vacation away from work.

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More like now would be. And it’s looking like a 12 week vacation

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I hope you planned on vacationing well beyond May.

The way things are looking the entire year of 2020 is going to be one giant vacation.

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